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If you’re a dog owner who loves travel and camping or even just a dog lover who loves camping and travel, then this set of articles are for you!
Get inside deets like, the best places to dip the paws in, or where you can score free pets, as this spot is your insider jam into the secrets of the good life from a traveling road dog. I mean, don’t you want your canine friend to have the best? I thought so. Read on for pro-tips for achieving your best friend’s best life.
Top 3 Best Places for Free Pets
I’m asked all the time, “Lincoln, where exactly are the best spots to score free love?” so I thought I’d compile my Top 3 easy spots for stranger love and where 100% of the time, it works everytime.
- Top spot: duh, a campground. As handsome as I am I can leave the chateau to take a dump and I score free pets in a campground. Truth is, kids and old people love dogs and you don’t have to be as good-looking as I am to get lucky 100% of the time here. You’ll have ample opportunity for love in pretty much any campground as they are filled with kids and old people. Everyday I’m shuffling in that campground life.
All you have to do is be approachable. Tilt your head downward when they come close and wag your butt a little. And then, BAM! Good rubbin’s all over the body. So next time the pawrents want to go camping, remind them of the social injustice they cause when they boondock on BLM land instead of going to the good ole campground where there are lots of kids and old people.
- Lookouts and viewpoints. Mom likes to stop at all the lookouts. You could say she has an insatiable appetite for scenic views. Samsies but for food. I don’t mind these pit stops. I get to stretch my paws maybe pee on a bush and strut my bod for all the lookie-loos which inevitably strikes up some free pets. View is pretty decent too. It’s a win-win! Mom’s happy, I’m happy. Boom!
Back in the car off to the next stop. Life doesn’t get much better than that. Pawrents are you paying attention?
- Da’ Beach. So many wonderful things about the beach and this is defintely a hot spot for free pets. Sometimes I’m so distracted by those wonderful things that I really don’t care about getting free love. I can’t believe I just said that out loud because normally getting a good rubbin from a stranger is my number one priority but at the beach, it’s different.
Still, I’m not one to turn down stranger love, so when Mom reminds me there’s a chance for a free rub, I’m all in. And there are lots of chances at the beach, you just have to keep your eyes peeled and not be distracted with dipping your paws in.
If your pupper is a social butterfly like I am then you already know they need stranger love. So what are you waiting for? Get out there and don’t forget to take your best friend with you.
Everyday I’m shuffling…
E and J RV 